Bad television at its finest.

15 04 2008

Ugggh. Most reality shows are such a waste of time and brain power but I still watch them. What is wrong with me? What is wrong with us that we enjoy watching a bunch of pirate hookers battle it out for the love of one man or women that isn’t really worth the time of day?

I loathe myself for watching the Season Finale of Rock of Love with Brett Micheals. This is a guy who ends every sentence with “most awesome or awesomeness.” He isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, enjoys boobies over brains and worries that most of the girls on the show can’t keep up with his rock and roll lifestyle. If I were on the show I think my problem might be the fact that I can’t keep up with his terrible sense of fashion. If you watch close enough, Michaels alternates coloured bandannas to cover up his bald spots. And if I were asked the infamous question, “will you continue to stay here and rock my world,” no I certainly would not. I don’t care how much money you have Brett Michaels, it can’t buy enough to make me forget how annoying you are.

Wow isn’t that nice a little sing a long with the girls.

Mugshot or glamour shot? You tell us Brett. It’s a most awesome picture if you ask me.

I hate myself for watching this stuff but I continue to watch. Don’t even get me started on this season of the Hills. That’s for another time because there is way too much to say. Until next time, rock on!


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7 05 2008
mylesfromnowhere

I take offense that you mock the most awesome Brett Michaels and not the women who lust after his most awesomeness

7 05 2008
thisisleeran

Haha I didn’t have enough time to make fun of them too! They are probably more ridiculous than he is. At least he has musical talent.

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